Jokes

“Jis Taraf Dekhu Apka hi nam Likha Hai,

Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai,

Upar ‘Most Wanted,’ Neeche 5Lakh Ka inaam likha hai !

Wah..wah…

Arz hai..

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai..

Unhe chahna ek bhool hai..

Jo inki soch me gul hai..

Samjho uski COMPARTMENT k chances full hai.

Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h

Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h

JUTe nai Marte bs

unhe MOje sungha dete hai

Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge

Mobile K Saath Dafnana

Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms Bindaas Karenges

Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi

Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi

Nikah K 3 mahine hi gujre the,

Na jane Kis hisab se abba bana gayi..!

1 Din Woh Bewafa Aayi Thi Meri Qabar Par

Aur Diya Bhuja Kar Chali Gayi

Baki Bacha Tha TeL wo

Bhi Baalo Me Lagakar ChaLi Gayi.

Arz kia hai-

Insan insan ko das raha hai

Insan insan ko das raha hai

aur

Saanp paas beithkar has raha hai.

Arz kia hai

Tuhar daant moti ke samaan

tuhar daant moti ke samaan

aur

Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Likhe jo khat tujhe jo teri yaad mein

saare ke saare papa ne pad liye

sawera jab hua toh jute pad gaye

woh fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye.

Ek Waqt guzar jayega

Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega

Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo

Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega

DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye

Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye

Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi

Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,

Magar mujhe kaam tha,

Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,

Magar Mujhe zukham tha!

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

Wah Wah

Aur

Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya

Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,

tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,

kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,

teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..

Wah!Wah!Wah!

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.

Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.

chahat kehti hai izhar krle.

par mummy khti hai pehle

Graduation to pass karle

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte

YuPJ Jokesor Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo

In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar

Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar

EK katra b na choda khoon ka

pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Arz kiya he

Ki ruthi he aise wo humse

Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge

Wah-Wah

Itna waqt kaun bekar kare

Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi

main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi

1 kam kar building se kudkar marja

Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar

Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr

Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de

Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge

Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge

Lekin tune jo sath Choda,

Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he

Jo apna he wo praya lagta he

Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he

Lekin

Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He

Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,

na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,

kuch pal hamare saath hass lo

na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..

Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki

ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte

jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai

aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi

dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi

par kabhi socha na tha

surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya

Wah Wah

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya

Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,

yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka

naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.

How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?

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Ni Main Cameli Cameli;

Ni Main Cameli Cameli;

Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!

Sarla cleans Vimla's house.

Vimla cleans Sarla's house.

They R maid 4 each other

Krishna prem kare to prem lila,

hum kare to character dhila.

Krishna kiss kare to swami,

hum kare to harami.

Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,

hum chede to jail.

Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,

Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,

Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…

Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise

Arz Karta Hoon

Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu

Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu

Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P

Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu

2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua

Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,

Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge

Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,

Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna

Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi

Bus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,

Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.

Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,

To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.

Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle

tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle

kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala

kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!

Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,

teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya

ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!

Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,

Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose

Laila ka attitude toh dekho

boli-Bhaag bhaag

d.k bose d.k bose

Arz Kiya Hai..

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Wah Wah

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan

Hai Hum.

“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

To mene b soch liya,

TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr

Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha

Wah wah

Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha.

Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.